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lubricatings:

if u send me an ask complimenting me or telling me that u like my blog i will smile for like 38 hours straight

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wanglnciaga:

so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or

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davegrohlio:

benjamin-cumberdash:

davegrohlio:

Is there anything more exciting than getting new bras and underwear

Having someone to take them off

You win this time

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I need one!

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soshiopath:

juilan:

oh my god

this also made me really upset

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So this is my laundry basket and I’ve had it for a while and I just noticed it says Hipster. Cause being a normal laundry basket is to mainstream.

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downwithacaseofcolfer:

stop-drop-n-scroll:

littlegrievester:

e-flatminor:

bloggingwallflower:

hancastles:

must. have. this. on. blog.

ezra omfg

all of emma’s clothes in this movie should be mine

best fucking movie.

I don’t give a shit how stereotypical it is to love this movie; it was a damn good film.

it’s a stereotype to like anything now??

downwithacaseofcolfer:

stop-drop-n-scroll:

littlegrievester:

e-flatminor:

bloggingwallflower:

hancastles:

must. have. this. on. blog.

ezra omfg

all of emma’s clothes in this movie should be mine

best fucking movie.

I don’t give a shit how stereotypical it is to love this movie; it was a damn good film.

it’s a stereotype to like anything now??

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fartgallery:

stickyhunter:

fanuary:

stickyhunter:

ollivandur:

adxn:

Calm your tits! D:!

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

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HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

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Follow my lead, people!

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Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

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Then everything will be fine.

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

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Huh? What is this?

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YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

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Okay…

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So I was at urban outfitters and look what I found!!

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